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More deliciousness from thisiswhyyourefat.com

Three stacks of bacon, sausage, elk meat, onions and cheese between tortillas all topped with sour cream, two fried eggs and scallions.

I NEED THIS.

A guy on Myspace recreate an old Saturday Night Live skit, making a crunchy beef taco with nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato and southwestern sauce wrapped in a soft flour tortilla with a layer of refried beans in between, then wrapped in a corn tortilla with a layer of Monterey Jack cheese in a deep fried gordita shell with guacamole sauce baked in a corn husk topped with pico de gallo, wrapped in a crepe, filled with egg, griere cheese, sausage and portobello mushrooms, all wrapped in a chicago-style deep dish pizza wrapped in a blueberry pancake and finally deep fried with spicy vegetarian chili dipping sauce.

Oh, these guys have some killer sideburns too.

Check it out

This is more fun from thiswhyyourefat.com, and it pisses me off.  I had this idea last week.

A week or two ago I posted this picture of a Bob Evans sausage gravy dispenser, thinking that it was a one of a kind thing; a dream that could never become reality. Little did I know, you can buy the damn things directly from the company. Reading the website brought tears to my eyes.

Bob Evans has been making classic sausage gravy for more than 30 years. It is ready to eat and not a concentrate, so you’ll have consistent quality and flavor batch after batch.

New in 2008 is our Sausage Gravy Dispenser that dispenses hot Bob Evans sausage gravy at the touch of a button. This machine uses our convenient dispenser pack Sausage Gravy, #4385.

It is simple to set up and makes it possible for your customers to enjoy high-quality Bob Evans sausage gravy served over buttermilk biscuits in a quick and easy way.

http://www.bobevansfoodservice.com/

If anyone feels like donating one of these to the Make John Moors’ Dream Come True Foundation, let me know.  It would be a great opportunity for a tax write off.

..And by the way, what makes Bob Evans think I would use this for customers?  I wouldn’t use this for any damn customers.  This would be for me, and only me.

Thanks to Stephanie for discovering this dream was actually possible.

More fun from thisiswhyyourefat.com


A McChicken sandwich inside a double cheeseburger.

From This is Why You’re Fat

Gravy Covered Pizza

Sloppy Joe on a Krispy Kreme

Mega Double Stuffed Oreo

Corn Dog Pizza

Bacon Donut

Bob Evans Sausage Gravy Dispensor

The Double Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt


Wow, three posts in one day. Just came across this… good god. Anyone in the mood for a heart attack? Click on the picture to see the construction.

Bacon Roll